June 5, 2009

dear hipsters, if you’re too good for FUCKING EVERYTHING then why even leave the house? oh yeah, how else will everyone see your vintage 3 color Nikes if you don’t? good call, keep douching it up.

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May 27, 2009

dear time, get it together. tick tock a little faster please.

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dear news websites, unless it’s funny or the visual is absolutely necessary i want to READ about it, not WATCH it. stop streaming and start writing.

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dear weather, you’re obviously drunk. call your sponsor & get back on the wagon, ok? thx.

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May 14, 2009

dear ticketmaster, why call it a convenience charge when i don’t have any other choice? pretty effing inconvenient if you ask me (you won’t).

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April 26, 2009

dear summer, you’re early but it’s nice to see you.

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April 17, 2009

dear beer, I loves you, even though you a lil skunky.

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dear dunkin d’s in astoria, jetblue terminal’s got nothin’ on you.

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April 11, 2009
grey day

grey day

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dear rain, you sound pretty, i’m ok with you if i don’t have to go outside.

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